Saturday, January 5, 2013

Murder On Us

w-e-l-l-l-l-l
I DO like to patronize the arts at the level I can afford, which is about the level of Dinner Theatre . . . murder mystery dinner theatre is usually a level below that, if you see how I mean, but it has the added entertainment value of interaction with the "stars" . . . there was none of that, here, except as the cast herded us to our table and dropped by periodically to shout banal idiocies, almost in character . . .
 
I should say they picked me, picked on me, to play a minor role as Fezziwig in a murder mystery based on a Christmas Carol, which turned out to be a better idea in concept than execution, if you see how I mean . . . really, only Scrooge & Fred seemed to be actual actors, everyone else was just a puppet to hold a space, but one doesn't expect shakespeare, really, does one, tho' one would like an actual actress with some pulchritude to spare, if you know what I mean, to soften the aesthetic blow .  . .
 
anyway the food was even worse . . .
salad was ok, nothing special,
soup was not tooooo bad,
steak was worst I have ever been served . . . jeebus, just carve some roast beef
chicken was the best entree, based on the muted tone of the critiques I heard
salmon seemed to be pink-dyed farm variety, bland and tasteless
 
chocolate cake was good
 

Port Chester Diner, Port Chester NY

the Manhattan Chowder wasn't *terrible* but not the best neither
 
chicken quesedilla was diner-like, mediocre . . .
 
chicken sandwich was OMG overstuffed with chicken . . . fat-people food, all the way
 
BLT was very mediocre . . . simultaneously made me feel like I was not eating well and overeating . . .
 
hamburger picture says it all
 
we had a flat tire, and used MAVIS Discount Tire, next door, to replace the flattire, which they did in 1 hour . . . that, in my mind, is the only reason to eat at the Diner . . .

Museum of the Moving Image, Astoria, NYC

I forget what the uniform was . . . maybe a waiter on the Titanic, or something . . . I like the pants, mostly . . .
 
A couple of star-trek costume ensembles . . .
 
fuck me, I didn't realize Johnny Weismuller was so OMG . . .
 
Rita Hayworth . . . ngn, ngn, ngn
 
Ingrid Bergman
 
Jane Russell, as in The Outlaws, god bless Howard Hughes
 
Marlene Dietrich
 
Anna May Wong, whom I could not have identified, but had to seek out. . . . looking now for a copy of Shanghai Express . . .
 
Jean Harlowe
 
Maureen O'Hara in a make-up ad
 
Hobbits in 3d, as we cannot see
 
just a body that comes up out of a casket when you pull a string . . . what a hoot . . . like ferris beuller's sick-in-bed gimmick
 
one could play video games on a wall sized display . . . super mario never looked so good . . .
 
a still of a video of Gentleman Jim being cheeky
 
a still from an early video of George & Gracie (Lambchops) doing their vaudeville routine . . .
 
 
 
 

Fisher Landau Centre, NYC

 
what an awesome museum . . .
 
cy twombley, jasper johns, and Georgia O'Keefe . . . among others . . .
 
and free, too . . . 8^0